Big Game Bob,
Hey, Big Game, how ya doin'? Not so good? Well, that's understandable. But I just wanted to pass along a little tip here, Big Game. I'd've thought it would be obvious, but I guess not, so, being a helpful sort, I'll pass it along: Whatever you're doing to prepare your teams to play big games and BCS bowl games, Big Game, ain't working. (I know you probably don't care, because you're still making your three or four million a year regardless, and you'll never be fired as long as you keep winning the cupcake Little 12 -- some of us actually thought you'd done something, beating Missouri twice -- but anyway, like I say, I like to be helpful....) Please discontinue it and find something that works.
Sincerely,
One Small Part of The Sooner Nation.
P.S. What's up with Shrek himself running 50+ yards for a touchdown against your supposedly superfast defense? Anyway, there's a guy out there named Rex Ryan, a native Okie, no less, who just might could fix that little bugaboo for ya. No, no need to thank me -- just send money.
"Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a person as if he were what he could and should be, and he will become what he could and should be." -- Jimmy Johnson.