Shrader: "We can't live our whole lives with our heads up our asses"
Glen: "I disagree" - Accepted
Yoda: "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things" - Star Wars ep VI
Randal: "My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad".
Dante: "Are there any balls down there?"
Jay: " About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!"
Dante: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Clerks
Brodie: "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Brodie: Richard Dawson, why don't you just go back to your podium until it's time to play The Feud. All right? - Mallrats
Hooper: And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well... isn't that true? - Chasing Amy
Bethany: "You knew Christ?"
Rufus: "Knew him? ***... brotha owes me twelve bucks
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw ***, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Jay: Dude, not all the time. - Dogma
Jay: Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Jay: The whole fucking world's against us man i swear to God Jay: Just call me Darth Balls... Bong -
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Randal: All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Randal: We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake, what the *** were we training to be, Batman?
Randal : Since when did porch monkey become a racial slur?
Dante : When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!
Randal : Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!
Dante : Despite the fact that your grandmother used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little ***!
Randal : Oh, it is not. My grandmother had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well, or they'd put the sheeny curse on me. - Clerks 2
"The U you better believe it"
-Michael Irvin
Perfect offseason: Barber stays and gets a long contract √
For the past 14 years, from 1994 through 2008, The U has had at least one player selected in the first round of the NFL draft, including 19 in 4 years a record unmatched by any other college or university.
