GrizzlyBear:
1.) Watch tv outside with an electric fan and a glass of ice tea. (You'll be surprised how many fireants join you.)
2.) Watch the Astros lose in the final innings.
3.) Beg Cowpolk for "contest winning" ice cream recipes.
4.) Try to obtain some of those elusive blue dots on the Dallas Cowboys forums.
5.) Look for loose change in both your furniture and your truck. (This is a rewarding venture.)
6.) Search for lost Dallas Cowboys Forums moderaters. (j/k)
7.) Roast the NYGs.
8.) Hide out and nab the kids that keep popping firecrackers at midnight. (I hope it's kids.)
9.) Build 7 flower beds for your mom's front yard.
10.) Take Yoga classes.
Please feel free to add your own.
11. Eat too much.
12. Read stupid articles by writers who also have nothing else to do.
13. Argue about what the heck a foul is anyway in a basketball game.
14. Debate on who has the worst backups to the backups in the NFL.
15. Watch dinosaurs eat people and Will Smith shoot aliens for the quadzillionth time.
16. Take your wife dancing and to lots of movies so you'll have ammo to use against her during football season.
17. Sit on the couch a lot so you'll wear in a comfortable butt impression.
18. Memorize every issue of sporting news.
19. Talk to your non-football friends(if you have any) so they won't bother you during the season.
20. Fill the freezer w/ frozen pizzas and start borrowing money from all your friends so they won't owe you when they drink all your beer and clean out your fridge.
OK, Ellis is a bit above average.