1) Remind patsie fans that they still suck.
2) Remind Rams fans that they have the toughest first eight games, which means that they will probably be 0-8
3) Act serious when wishing Bears fans good luck this year, while laughing to the hilt on the inside.
4) Remind Giants fans that they will not make the playoffs.
5) Remind Eagles fans that their team is self destructing while we watch, and remind them that denial is Freud's favorite first step.