http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Surely that's not real?

What a stud-muffin ! or so he obviously thinks !  I was LMAO the whole time.  Hilarious !  It's a good thing they blanked out his number or cowboygirl1983 probably would have called off her wedding !    [:'(]

BigDaddyBodine:

What a stud-muffin ! or so he obviously thinks !  I was LMAO the whole time.  Hilarious !  It's a good thing they blanked out his number or cowboygirl1983 probably would have called off her wedding !    [:'(]

I had an icredible urge to call him myself, and I'm heterosexual and married!

KsKBoys:

BigDaddyBodine:

What a stud-muffin ! or so he obviously thinks !  I was LMAO the whole time.  Hilarious !  It's a good thing they blanked out his number or cowboygirl1983 probably would have called off her wedding !    [:'(]

I had an icredible urge to call him myself, and I'm heterosexual and married!

LOL, thats what I started to say, too, but made Cgirl the butt of my joke..........Sorry girl, but it was too funny to pass up !!!

It's a wonder that guy is "extremely" single.  He has a tumor in his frontal lobe if you ask me.  Good grief! 

Quickdraw:

It's a wonder that guy is "extremely" single.  He has a tumor in his frontal lobe if you ask me.  Good grief! 

I've never heard pathetic and arrogant mixed so superbly before.  And the last time I heard someone talk so much w/o saying anything I was hungover and falling asleep in History class.

Oh man now I want to hear it....I bet it's blocked here at work....dangit....

CowboyGirl1983:

Oh man now I want to hear it....I bet it's blocked here at work....dangit....

Yup, definitely blocked.  I'll have to listen to it after work.  Boo....lol....someone give me the gist, please???!?

CowboyGirl1983:

CowboyGirl1983:

Oh man now I want to hear it....I bet it's blocked here at work....dangit....

Yup, definitely blocked.  I'll have to listen to it after work.  Boo....lol....someone give me the gist, please???!?

As well as my memory can be served, which usually aint too good.  This dude was given a phone number from a female.  He called her number and left a long rambling message.  And then another message, and maybe a third.  It was so convoluted it was hard to tell.  He proceeded to tell her how awesome he is and that he usually doesn't return women's calls but he liked her so he was honoring her w/ a callback.  He then told her not to call him if she had any Psycho problems.  Then he went on and on about how he couldn't understand why she wouldn't call him back after giving him her number.  He took special pains to tell her what a catch he was and how lucky she was to have a chance w/ him. Since she obviously hadn't called him, he gave her a deadline to call him back after which it would be too late to have chance w/ him. 

That's about the best I can remember, but you really need to hear his pathetic rambling and whining to understand how utterly ludicrous the whole thing is.

Oh, and if you're looking to hook up, CG83 he did say his name was Demetrius, so maybe you can hire a private eye and search him out!

Surely, that has to be fake.  If not, then that guy is gonna be extremely single for an extremely long time.

Here's another one that's funny, but don't know if it's real or not.  It's old, so ya'll may have heard it before...

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

KsKBoys:

CowboyGirl1983:

CowboyGirl1983:

Oh man now I want to hear it....I bet it's blocked here at work....dangit....

Yup, definitely blocked.  I'll have to listen to it after work.  Boo....lol....someone give me the gist, please???!?

As well as my memory can be served, which usually aint too good.  This dude was given a phone number from a female.  He called her number and left a long rambling message.  And then another message, and maybe a third.  It was so convoluted it was hard to tell.  He proceeded to tell her how awesome he is and that he usually doesn't return women's calls but he liked her so he was honoring her w/ a callback.  He then told her not to call him if she had any Psycho problems.  Then he went on and on about how he couldn't understand why she wouldn't call him back after giving him her number.  He took special pains to tell her what a catch he was and how lucky she was to have a chance w/ him. Since she obviously hadn't called him, he gave her a deadline to call him back after which it would be too late to have chance w/ him. 

That's about the best I can remember, but you really need to hear his pathetic rambling and whining to understand how utterly ludicrous the whole thing is.

Oh, and if you're looking to hook up, CG83 he did say his name was Demetrius, so maybe you can hire a private eye and search him out!

Hmmm....he does sound like quite the catch.  Maybe I'll just use my wedding budget money to search for this diamond-in-the-rough of a man.  Whooee. 

LOL, they were playing this and talking about it on my radio station on the way to work this morning.  This guy, if for real, is the douchiest douche to top all douche bags.  Unbelievable.  And funny.  

Cowboyscrzygal:

LOL, they were playing this and talking about it on my radio station on the way to work this morning.  This guy, if for real, is the douchiest douche to top all douche bags.  Unbelievable.  And funny.  

Yeah, I heard on the radio as well - all the way down here in the Cayman's. These D.J.'s must have some inter-network going on. Anyway, I have to think it's a fake. The voice was too clear and it lasted too long to be a typical voicemail. Still funny, though.

KsKBoys:

Quickdraw:

It's a wonder that guy is "extremely" single.  He has a tumor in his frontal lobe if you ask me.  Good grief! 

I've never heard pathetic and arrogant mixed so superbly before.  And the last time I heard someone talk so much w/o saying anything I was hungover and falling asleep in History class.

LOL.  It used to be Psychology for me.  Little guy, soft spoken, lights off.  A perfect setting for napping in the back of the classroom.