ArenaBowl XXII  

San Jose SaberCats vs Philadelphia Soul 

Is there a Philly championship in our near future? I must say I'm a little uncomfortable with the possible outcome. Win or lose, the last thing I want to see is rogue Philly fans roaming my hood with bad intention. I'm thinking I'll flip my own car over on its side and set it ablaze. Perhaps the Philly rabble will accept my burnt offering and decide not to torch my house as well. What are you guys going to do?    

QUICKLY,get on the net and order a disguise.a pats cheese steak wife beater t-shirt,dirty of coarse.or spray paint a number 7 on a old green sweat or t-shirt,also dirty of corse...practice that horrible accent....and in the case of anarchy. hang out ''ur winda'' wearing one of your new shirts and yell loud...OOO. yuw, yuz guyz .wadda yaa dink yuz duin by my car over der.and then offer them Christmas ornimates to be burned.